Kuta Beach

Kuta Beach

Monday, 24 March 2008

Think You're Worthless?

Here's an apparently true story that will remind people of how valuable they are:
A wealthy man once came up to me and offered me $100 million dollars, and said all I had to do was let him chop off my legs and, once a day, ram a lit blowtorch up my ass.

I said no, realizing for the first time that, while I didn't have $100 million, I did have something worth more than $100 million to me. Specifically, my legs and an unburnt anus. So if I already own something worth more than $100 million it's silly to worry about the bill collector at the door demanding his few thousand. That's a true story, by the way.

Source: http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/suicide2.html

No comments: