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Saturday, 6 January 2007

My Friend Wants to Sleep with my Wife

This came from a friend of mine and I think it's quite bizarre:
My wife and I had dinner with my friend James and his wife last night at a sushi restaurant. James wants to have another child in his family. The problem is the cost. James is a rich man who earns lots of money, but so too does his wife. The fear is that if the wife takes time off work she will lose 9 months worth of wages, which comes to about $60,000.

James suggested to his wife that they adopt a baby instead. By adopting the wife doesn't have to take time off work and they save $60,000. They get a child either way. The only difference is if they adopt they save $60,000.

However, after his wife liked the idea, James changed his mind. He said he wanted to pass his genes to the next generation. I told him, "That's gonna cost you $60,000." He agreed and then had another idea. My wife is not like James's wife. My wife is a housewife who stays at home all the time. James said that he wants to sleep with my wife, impregnate her, and let her have the baby. That way his own wife can go to work and collect the $60,000 and after my wife goes through labor and pops out the baby, she will hand over the baby to James who will receive a baby with his own genes in it. Strangely, James's wife agreed, saying she didn't want to go through the pain of pregnancy and labor. James argued that my wife would be perfect because we already have two kids, so my wife has experience in pregnancy and labor.

My wife is a devout Christian and she totally rejected the idea. However, James offered my wife $20,000 if she went through with it. My wife hesitated and looked at me, wanting to know whether I approved of her sleeping with James.

James told us to think about it overnight and tell him later. The whole plan would save him $40,000 ($60,000 in wages minus $20,000 in costs). Plus I suspect that James has the hots for my wife. I fear that my wife my actually like James as well.

So what do you guys think? Should I let my wife be used to produced babies for $20,000? That money could really come in handy for my intended upgrade to a VE Calais.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah! allow her to do it.

Anonymous said...

are you nuts? unless you are in some kind of money fix? And even if so - sience has made a lot of progress

You can medically inject your friend's sperm in to your wife & that way your friend can get to have his genes... and you can keep your wife to not sleep with someone else.

If you friend disagrees, all he cares about is the idea of sleeping with your wife...and paying 20,000 for that.

your call mate.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is wrong with you? You say ur wife is a devoute christian yet she and you are actually considering this. Are you really that desperate for money Seriously, if your friends really want a child they would have one. The fact that they would rather save 60 000, money that they will eventually spend and be gone, than have a baby shows they are'nt ready for a child.
THIS REALLY SHOCKS ME, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MORALS AND VALUES? Its not as if his wife is barren, Is she?

Anonymous said...

A human's life is priceless.Stop thinking about everything in terms of money.Your friend is an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Let her sleep with him, take the cash up front, but be sure that she is at a time of the month where she won't get pregnant. Then let him try again for another $20k. She already proved she's a whore, you might as well pimp her out for the big bucks.

Anonymous said...

uh--why doesn't she just get artificially inseminated with his sperm? what if your wife has an attachment to the baby? are they paying her $20,000 plus all the dr.s bills and expenses? either way--worst idea ever. totally exploiting you as friends

Anonymous said...

Idiots, the four of you! don't have a baby! pimp your wife for a new car? artificial insemination heard of it? you moron. As someone else put it so well; WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! stop breeding and look at your morals.

Anonymous said...

and though your paying for the sleep over, the court wont see it that way, he is buying a baby, that "is" a class 1 major Felony. even suggesting or attempting it is a crime. Humans are not for sale, the money they would have paid to the adoption agency isn't "purchase price" but it would be in your case. Who did you say you were?

Sampson33 said...

I will pay you 10k to sleep with and impregnate ur wife.
I love the thought of impregnating another mans wife and would gladly pay maybe even a much as 15 k for this....Whata ya say??

M.S.
gone4god@gmail.com

Sampson33 said...

I would gladly pay you 10-15k to sleep with ur wife and impregnate her.
It's one of my biggest fantasies to impregnate another mans woman, and everyone's on board, lets do it!!

Regina Aletto said...

What happened??

Anonymous said...

I think it is a great idea. I would love a friend of mine to impregnate my wife. They would probably have to make love several times to make sure she was pregnant. Go for it it is a wonderful opportunity.

Anonymous said...

I have done it for a friend. His wife had 8 kids from me. He could not get her pregnant. It was a very enjoyable time for me and his wife. It was supposed to be 2 kids but she wanted 8. She loved it with me because I was 2 inches longer. That all she talked about was having a large family and she loved to have sex often.

Unknown said...

gone for god you can inpregnate mine.

Dazzling27 Axel said...

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Janelle said...

I would love my husband to agree to this arrangement! I would love to be pregnant again especially by someone else other than my beautiful Husband who I love an he loves me. Do not get me wrong
I would point out to your wife could be both financially and sexually rewarding for you both. Especially her.
Your wife gets to hopefully enjoy herself with someone different and new in your relationship while still retaining you as her husband and full time lover.
The pair to you must never tell lies about anything. Never Keep Secrets. Respect, Trust, Honour and Love each other
You must agree to never use this against her in any way or in any fight and the same goes for her she can never use this against you.
You must agree to all ways remain faithful to her for ever and never have sex with another woman. She must feel secure with you in every way. She must be able to Trust, respect and love you
The pair of you will have to talk about how she will feel at first about doing it , how she will feel after doing it and that any feelings of shame or regret she will have as these feelings will get better each and every time she goes through with it. You must be there each and every time to support, reassure her that it is the right thing to do and you help her no matter what
You are to never get jealous of the friend or her having fun together . Especially if they both enjoy this and want her to have more than 1 child or sex regularly with him
Remember soon as you both agree to this and she does it you are agreeing to let her do it as many times as it takes for her to get pregnant. Not only this time but each time they decide that your friend wants to have any more children with your wife. Once you agree to let her do it once in your marriage you are agreeing to let her do it when ever she feels the need to for her own sexual fulfilment and desires. Once these emotions are turned on they impossible to turn off so be careful
Your wife must agree to never cut sex out of your own relationship and will continue to have a normal sex life in your own marriage regardless of how much sex she might be having with other men or another man
You are to be genuine when you ask her did she enjoy herself was it fun. Be genuine when you say you want this to happen. Take delight and enjoyment yourself about the fact that someone else finds your wife Attractive, Sexy and Desirable
I hope you do this and you enjoy the experience together, enjoy life together